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Saturday, October 30, 2010

SUNDAY LIFE HACKS BTW HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Another week! It's Halloween in America! Where 1-15 year olds go get candy and 18-28 year olds get drunk and freaky. So be safe and here are some tips to make your already awesome lives even better!


1) Going to a Halloween rave? Don’t want to spend $10 on a bottle of water? Tell a staff member there (whoever walks around with a radio/wakie talkie) that you were given some kind of pill and you are now feeling dehydrated. The last thing they want is the event to be crashed with fire trucks and ambulances so they will hand you a few bottles to avoid that.

2) At the store, just because the sign says "Buy 2 get 1 free" it doesn’t you mean you save. If you don’t need it!

3) Use the “draft” option when printing long paper documents, This saves you ink and money.

4) LAZY? FIGURE THIS OUT! The consequences and stress from procrastinating are TEN TIMES worse than just getting off your ass and doing whatever it is you are putting off. (seriously)

5) When you blow your nose, make sure you keep your mouth open. You can actually rupture/pop your eardrums if you don’t

6) Install a mirror in your shower. Shaving in the shower is most convenient, your skin is soft and lubricated and the shavings just flow down the drain.

7) Ladies! Always wait for your moisturizer to be completely absorbed before applying foundation, that way your “face” won’t slide off in the middle of the day.




45 comments:

  1. This is Awesome, happy Halloween btw !

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  2. I liked the point 5! =) but what about the gif dancing? XD lol

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  3. hahaha 1 seems kind of risky

    thanks for the tips, hilarious gif

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  4. I'm scared to blow my nose now D:

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  5. that girl is dancing her ass off ! :D

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  6. love the 4th tip! Happy Halloween!

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  7. That's sarah silverman, right?
    you possibly saved my eardrums, thank you :D
    oh and yes, i cleansed the soul of my cat. all is well. LATE HAPPY HALLOWEEEEEEEEN

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  8. k first, diggin the gif. second, the life hacks are indeed hackworthy. so thanks for the post =P

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  9. Happy late Halloween to you too!

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  10. shaving in the shower seems silly to me

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  11. Thank you. BTW I got a new cleanser review on my blog.

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  12. I still can't stop laughing to this girl :D :D

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  13. thats how I dance haha jk and nice post, but I didn't get drunk and freaky this halloween lol

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  14. Good info. also, drunk and freaky ftw

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  15. awesome dancing girl, and sexy too

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  16. Wonderful tips. Good gif lol

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  17. Great advice, I like the shave in the shower idea.

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